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		Here's how you can get your words to any of Jamie Greer's alter egos. There's no guarantee they'll get back to you, but dirty letters and nude photos seem to work best. Jamie Greer (aka Johnny Ten-Inch, Deacon Syth & Scotty Dimond)



		WARNING: Any letters and/photos sent to this site become the property of Jamie Greer, and knowing this bizzare oddity, there is a damn good chance (if it's dirty enough) that he'll reproduce some or all of it here on the website. Keep that in mind when sending!